No fuck you

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

online friendship first base is long elaborate discussion abt stupid fandom discourse, second base is revealing the ppl in ur fandom that u secretly hate, third base is doxxing urself

Dr. Robby at the end of the episode #ThePitt

The pitt writers after writing an incredible season

night shift is really different bc wydm even the ward clerk is hot?

brother, let me tell you about tv shows. where you’re supposed to have clear, resolved storylines. because tv is a storytelling vessel. to tell stories.

there’s like a new game of thrones (?) show I keep seeing people talk about and my god that little boy they keep posting about is bald as FUCK!!!!! Caillou Targaryen

someone said “yes the pitt writes off woc but they’re usually replaced by other woc so it’s not bad”… like why must one black woman or woc have to leave for another woman to have the same opportunity

grown ass men working at the supermarket giggling at the pads and heating pad in my cart may Allah take All of u ameen.

no guys like he's screaming at women and belittling them in a feminist way, it's because he's jealous of how good they are

on occasion i really do love this fandom

the phrase and how it’s commonly used to imply that women specifically have this innate, biological intuition is bioessentialist garbage and misogyny repackaged as spiritual feminism. what people have mistaken as this “innate, mystical female intuition” is simply pattern -

Robby: I’m having severe suicidal ideations… Dana (or Abbot, if the writers are feeling frisky): You should get help because you are suicidal. Robby: I am going to think about this one. We are going to have the same exact conversation in 45 minutes. Baby Jane Doe:

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

Me deciding what to wear on stage every night