Banger open.spotify.com/track/5lgOUdoM…

Putting a Labubu bumper sticker on your car means you are not fit to operate a vehicle

This movie rocks, you all should check it out

You don’t really hear much about mimes

Being a white guy who loves Japan and being a normal dude seem to be mutually exclusive

You and the Israelis are going to end up in hell together so you can ask them when you see them there

I knew this wasn’t real because no one was sounding the Lunk Alarm

You’re not a real passenger princess if you don’t love riding on public transit

My beautiful girl has returned from maternity leave

Stanced up, ready to crunch

は、鳩だ！ It's a pigeon!

One of the greatest songs of all time open.spotify.com/track/5B2mJIk8…

My rat training book came in the mail

PSA:

i wish i could get drunk at the bar with the squirrels and birds that live in my backyard

Naming the headphones AirPod Max makes no sense. Huge missed opportunity to call them iEars

Vowing to ruin the remainder of my boomer neighbor’s life because he decided to burn his compost on the nicest day of the year

Boys hanging out

It’s a beautiful Monday open.spotify.com/track/7sLwacR2…

Why hello my little friends