Bro i hate when babies start acting brand new like mf it’s me, i just saw you last week and we were best friends don’t do this to me

The holidays are just not giving.

Mom: “We cleaning this whole house tomorrow” 14 year old me:

Dating when you know what you want is exhausting. You realize the majority of people are in each other's face out of boredom and horny impulses.

How the fuck is it about to be Christmas. It was just august last week

Pulling up to a chick fila only to realize it’s Sunday will humble the absolute shit out of you.

LADIES. Less bottoming, more manipulation 😌

at this age i just be like… ok

My love language is now sending ticktocks all day

Being called picky, a brat & spoiled are not insults... I know I like things a certain way, my way! This is literally my life.

Tonight- No Car Accidents. No DUIs. No Arrests. No RIPs. In Jesus Name 🙏🏽🙏🏽

I am soooo mad it wanna snow on the WEEKEND ??! I WANNA GO TO THE BAR.

Y'all got 58 vaccines and boosters just for them to lift the mandate this week life crazy ain't it

Guys who drive off before you get inside the house 🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩

ever plotted on a nigga like “boom ima get him” then boom “got emm”😇.

My intuition be so strong . Even when I don’t know what it is , I know what don’t feel right .

I ain’t drinking tequila ever again. The fuck.

to have me, fumble me and keep bothering me is crazy 😭😂 leave me alone

Any time a guy says his ex was “crazy” or “jealous”… bitch fucking run. Run for the fucking hills