Running across the airport to make my flight. Plenty of room and a clear lane ahead, someone’s Grandmaw steps out in front of me, throws up her hands, and yells “walk”… like ma’am this isn’t a swimming pool and you aren’t the lifeguard. I’m trying to make my flight

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Let Mijo Matt.e in. He’s hungry

Messing with scammers: Harry Potter edition

Unhinged Moment of the Day: A 4 year old kid walked up to me and told me “my mom has 9 or 10 kids. One doesn’t have both arms and legs” then proceeds by making a karate chop motion to each shoulder and simultaneously make a cutting sound……

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 bbc.in/3ewsh18

Someone get Saban a Bayer Aspirin

Asked for a chicken Caesar salad in a small southern town and it came out covered in balsamic vinaigrette. But that’s on me for ordering something not fried

Still thinking about how I got called a “beefcake” by a stranger on Saturday

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Work scheduled a meeting at 2 PM today. How unpatriotic of them to schedule this while team USA is playing

Love to see history repeat itself

My lawyer said it was ok to still ghost people in your late twenties

Selling three 3-day GA shaky knees wrist bands!

If NASA put TouchTunes on the spaceship for people on Earth to play songs on, they could make bank