who just opened a dr pepper i heard it

a Dr Pepper a day keeps the existential dread mildly at bay

my blood type is Dr Pepper

Goals

President Trump is launching the most powerful scientific platform to ever be built, reminiscent of the Manhattan Project and Apollo programs: Genesis Mission.

TRUMP: "Do you think Walz could pass a cognitive test? Do you think Kamala could? I don't think Gavin could. He's got a good line of crap, but other than that, he couldn't pass."

Hats off to Ole Miss. A program record 13 wins. They beat more currently ranked teams than anyone IN THE COUNTRY. Incredible run, this team would have won it all if it wasn’t for all the distractions.

46 YEARS TO THE DAY. GOLD AGAIN. 🇺🇸🥇 #WinterOlympics

Jack Hughes repeating how much he loves America and how proud he was to be an American after scoring the game winner while simultaneously missing 3 teeth was such a gorgeous display of patriotism

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

After all these years of mutton bustin, the sheep are fighting back

From this moment forward, if I hear thunder, I’m saying it’s Chuck Norris delivering Round house kicks from above

ICE agents were recorded moving the TSA lines this morning in NYC

TMZ flips the script and does real reporting. They finally call out Democrats and say EVERYONE in congress needs to be voted out They have evidence of Congress partying like they’re on Spring Break while everyone else has to deal with the shutdown “It's not the other party,