I went to Chilis and held an old mans head in his soup until he drowned and nobody said or did anything about it

if u see a streaming service forming a monopoly at da cost of da theatrical experience warn a brother

*Start of Mad Men episode* Pete: Santa? Not real? That's ridiculous! Then who EATS the cookies? *End of episode* Don: Santa, uhh, took me to the North Pole... In his sleigh. I met the reindeer, the elves. *sighing* He asked if I had been good this year but he knew Peggy: Jesus...

local man addicted to bookmarking experimental films that he never ends up watching

homer of a lonely bart

JD Vance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

- Garbage City's nastiest wretches at your command, sir. - Something need grimin' or greasin'? - Spewin' out. - We'll get it sticky in no time. - Cleanies incoming! Dump on 'em! - They're scrubbing us out! - I've been hit! (regular bullets)

gotta have them ribs... peggle 2!

Imagining Dilbert's coworkers staring and agonizing at his empty cubible like it's Laura Palmer's desk while Angelo Badalamenti music swells.

♔ Fuck my life

Kid Rock killed it!!!!!

they don't make em like this anymore

(Hasn’t won a single one)well, you can’t win them all

Crazy the Biden people really let this rat bastard stick around for the whole admin, just pathetically incompetent on their part

just found out Annie from community is childish gambino

Karl Gropes Youngermen United States, Census, 1920

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He thought himself more powerful than the ancient wisdom of the Appalachian hillfolk and the ancestral intuition of a mother who the universe directed to abandon her child for cause.