I'm gonna cut a hole in this thing and fuck it til it starts growing mushrooms

What the fuck guys

It’s strange being the very obvious loser of a breakup i feel like this one impacted me in ways that are gonna take a long time to fix. But I am a brave warrior so I’m gonna keep living

Does anyone wanna glaze me

im grey loot

I like to make good posts online

I’m going to be your starter pokemon we are going to have so much fun

Nut on my bellay

People only like for my smokin hot looks

I am a robot I am a robot

My name is Evan Burger

My day is fucking ruined.

i be drying myself with the same towel i used to wipe my nut up with yesterday i dont give a fuck

My whole life is squirt sleep eat repeat

My balls slosh

How to spawn meat wife

This an an all timer Mae tweet for me

I’m doing nofap. I’m doing nopiss . I’m doing nopoop. I’m doing nopuke. No liquid is allowed to exit my holy body.

theyre doing this to me tomorrow