State of this fanny

Happy Soccer Aid Day ⚽️

Watching The Mayfair Witches. Darren have you seen it?

The Band of the Coldstream Guards perform "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath at Changing of the Guard today. RIP Ozzy Osbourne, the "Prince of Darkness" #guard #kingsguard #ozzyosbourne #blacksabbath #paranoid #heavymetal #rockband #london #buckinghampalace 💂🤘🏽

That friendly was irrelevant and will be quickly forgotten, but watching Mason Greenwood shit himself at the sight of Tyrone Mings will live long in the memory. *chefs kiss*

This morning I displayed my love of England by doing a dump in Lake Windermere in the shape of a St George’s flag.

R V SOLDIER F - STATEMENT ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY OF WILLIAM MCKINNEY Following the judgment delivered at Belfast Crown Court this morning, Mickey McKinney, brother of William McKinney said: “Today marks the end of the prosecution of Soldier F for the murder and attempted

Just listened to the new Lily Allen album. Amazingly brutally brilliant. Now ordered on vinyl.

Instead of “Hunted”, track drunk people on a night out & the winner is the one who successfully pieces their entire night together based only on the credit card receipts they’ve collected. We’ll call it “Cunted”

Michael Meowers 😂

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I like to think that right now Epstein is having a right old chuckle in Hell knowing he caused a rumour from beyond the grave that Donny Trump gave Bill Clinton a greedy gob job. Satan’s gonna give him half an hour off having his testicles toasted for that one.

fried BROCCOLI 🥦

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Always remember….if it’s only yogurt and biscuits…It’s NOT a cheesecake.

Found this in the local Polish shop, so trying it for dinner tonight. Will report back.

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Currently making Marmite millionaire shortbread but don’t know how much marmite to put in as there isn’t a recipe. Anyone know?