Being called a ray of sunshine while getting hair ripped off my pelvis is a vibe.✨️

This kid is wearing a hoodie that says "Class of 2029". I'd like my Social Security please.

A grande at Starbucks holds 18 shots of espresso. #nowyouknow

It didn't take long for my algorithm to land on pinball tiktok.

Being sick changed my voice but I kinda don't want to change it back because I can sing Miley Cyrus songs when we go karaoke.

My fiance and I got into a band that disbanded YESTERDAY. 😭💔

I don't know why it was so funny when my food planner was asking in regards to food allergies if white people were coming to my wedding. 😅

Okay my first time doing self-affirmation, here we go: I am not the problem and the monster in me named Bridezilla is one I chose not to feed. Okay, I tried lol.

A good button-up shirt is hard to find when you're 🥛BUSTY🥛🤷🏽‍♀️🙏🏼

My fiance first thing he said waking up: "Did you read?" Read what? "The patch notes." The patch notes for what? "Life." Like, wtf was he dreaming about lmao.

Let this be the record that I listened to The Midnight and FM-84 before their music trends on TikTok because synth is gonna blow up. 😂😭

Listening to Gasolina in a Tesla is just so funny to me. Lmao, Happy 4/20.

You ever cram for an exam but the curriculum is just a bunch of tiktok dances and the exam is actually your wedding reception? 😅

Thank you Wena and Tim for being there throughout this journey. We love you both so much. 🥰🙏🏼

Who's behind all the AI music?

I thought Black Mirror season 6 started really strong and finished up mid until they released the episode this week about the billionaires in a submarine driving it with a game controller.

The way my mom talks to my dog like a baby when she doesn't realize I'm home. Then when she realizes, she calls my dog ugly stinky boy.

Why did the melons get married? They cantaloupe.