Taiko no Tatsujin Rhythm Festival is so cute, and I can't wait to unlock all the dumb hats for this little baby

I hope I live long enough to see the day anti-glare technology evolves to the point where my glasses don't reflect the webpage I'm on whatsoever #NoGlassesPeopleGetToHaveIncognitoBrowsingByDefault

The suffix "-ussy" is the 2022 American Dialect Society word of the year. Read the full press release. americandialect.org/2022-word-of-t…

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

This poem by Frieda Hughes about her mother, Sylvia Plath, kills me every time.

I would do anything for a character with those '3' lips

Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood

“did you study the humanities” yes and I had the best teacher

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

In George Orwell’s “1984”, the protagonist hates big brother, until he’s captured and they dump rats on his head. The experience makes him a model citizen: completely altering his personality and behavior. Thus, “1984” is literature’s first ratatouille. In this essay, i will–

Me: *simply existing on a Wednesday* One of my students: You look like you aged 10 years since yesterday.

When I was a kid, I saw Sugar Ray perform live for some reason, and my brain decided that Sugar Ray and Papa Roach were the same band. I also used to get Meet Joe Black mixed up with Mighty Joe Young.

Every school dance has a Lil Jon song around the 30 minute mark, and then The Clump begins

This is the funniest fucking flavor text I’ve ever seen on a card.

the washington post has an incredible interactive story that shows just how destructive a bullet from an AR-15 is to the body — using animated recreations of the wounds that killed 6-year-old Noah Pozner and 15-year-old Peter Wang — and the end of the page just broke my heart

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Taco Bell Wedding tiktok.com/t/ZT8JLSyd4/

The 2023 AP English Literature & Composition scores: 5: 15%; 4: 28%; 3: 34%; 2: 14%; 1: 9%.