[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half] Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human

Every single teddy fresh shirt looks like it would have the nambla emblem on it somewhere

I don’t think they get you Juno sentient

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

glorpus glop as blorg i would’ve gone megagleeb

Guy who looks exactly like a Tom of Finland drawing: I am not gay

What does one even say to this? This is the most shameless shit of all time Jesus fucking christ

CAN WE GET A ROUND TWO

Being a healthcare exec in NY and hearing work by asap ferg gotta be terrifying rn

Oh he had a GRUDGE grudge holy shit this is a deep cut

i watch Me from the other room as to not disturb it

Someone’s mad the Walmart actually got fire bombed

If this guy suddenly stopped posting I think this website would improve significantly