Yeah, man, you sure owned this dead guy who has been dead since before the birth of Christ. You fucking 'demolished' him, dude.

The jade bolo-tie looks pretty good with my peacock shirt I think

If I was a video game reviewer on YouTube I would say something like: "video games are fucking stupid and you're a fucking idiot if you play them. i dislike you personally."

So this is the story of a girl where everyone's first impression of her is that she's really innocent. But when you actually get to talking to her you find out... she's kinda got a dirty mind... "SHE'S GOT THAT INNOCENT FACE, BUT A DIRTY LIL' MIND."

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Read this in Nick Mullen's Tucker voice

Rotund creature

This cannot be an enjoyable way to live, right? Like when your daily life is this needlessly meticulous pantomime, where each and every one of your actions is performed as if you're constantly surveilled and where any minor infraction is answered with instant death.