No no no, I didn't say End Of Day, I said End Of Days. You'll have the deliverable by the apocalypse.

Dog that learned to play connect four. But didn't learn sportsmanship

the person who let me pass my drivers test deserves jail time for endangering the public

The older I am the more relatable this gets

Death penalty banned in state of Washington after @govinslee signs SB5807. #walag

what do you mean today is Thursday

Girls don’t want boys girls want le creuset

You shouldn’t have to go to work if your dog doesn’t want you to

Litigation is so fun because I cannot fix your problem, but I can make everybody (including you) suffer a little bit

Let’s go win this thing.

Harris Walz ticket is giving enough hope where the west wing might be palatable again.

when vampire weekend was like “who gives a fuck about the oxford comma” it’s just like… well, me! and frankly you should, too. if you’re not using oxford commas you’re messy and you’re chaotic and I don’t trust you

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

25 years ago today, President Bartlet rode his bicycle into a tree.

🚨 BREAKING: Wow. This heart-rending ad, when tested, moves swing-state men 2.5 points away from Trump. Massive. Please share everywhere. Women are dying NOW in states with extreme bans. If Republicans win, a national abortion ban is next. Don't look away. #MAGAAbortionBan

If you plan on voting for Jill Stein or Trump because of the war in the Middle East, please watch and reconsider. It’s just 6 minutes and it’s worth the watch.

toby ziegler is such a mood