I am interested in: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 joining a cult & vanishing in the woods

Can’t help but feel they should have paired Lucinda with Richard. They would never ever have stopped dancing around that pool #MAFSAU

The vibes we all need for 2024

Seems to really be a theme this year of men who haven’t done the work on themselves required for happiness being paired with women who have done the work yet are expected to do the emotional labour for them 🤔 #MAFSAU

Ok, I have a type.

My mom and every single person I have ever met in my entire life, even for literally seconds

Why doesn’t Jack have any friends? It’s the socks isn’t it?? #MAFSAU

I’m not going to be taking advice of any kind from a man with socks up to his knee caps, buttons up to his man bun and shorts skimming his ballsack #MAFSAU

Jono was straight up gas-lighting when you look at the context #MAFSAU

Just realised that Jack is a Peep Show fan #MAFSAU

Virgo: Like a beautiful swan, you are also a honking menace, capable of breaking a man’s arm when provoked.

It’s the maniacal laughing for me. Are Jono and Ellie ok? #MAFSAU

Who told either of them that this was a good idea #MetGala

Should be a conscription programme for reform voters where they work with an immigration charity for a month before they get to cross that box. Education is key #elections2024

Women & girls are openly being hunted and murdered by men From Sarah Everard being stopped by a police officer Tied up in their home & shot with a crossbow Strangled with shoelaces Stabbed during a Taylor Swift dance class Make misogyny a hate crime Treat it like terrorism

Smiling and laughing… apparently they’re there because they’re mourning the deaths of two children? They’re opportunistic scumbags who are absolutely made up they’ve got an excuse to be racist & violent for a night. Horrific. Those poor families are going through enough.

If there’s any fibre of your being, that thinks doing this to the community that is already in mourning of those children, is in any way helpful & a step towards “getting your country back” then you have well and truly lost your fucking mind.

“I hate small talk” is such a common opinion but I cannot relate in the slightest. Talking about jack shit with someone I will likely never meet again is like a drug for me