This made me actually laugh out loud

If you have a relationship with a woman that gives you nothing but sex, you have a booty call. If you give her money in exchanage for that sex, then you have a prostitute. If you stop paying your prostitute, she will end your relationship. 🤷‍♀️

"I'm not a conservative Christian Republican, but I think their arguments are the most logical and moral" 🙄 If it thinks like a conservative, and it votes like a conservative....

Sir, you clearly do not understand Taco Bell

I find it interesting that you can acknowledge how many people have been hurt by the church, and still wonder why they don't want to join up 🤷‍♀️

This is a batshit take 🤣

Thank you, PA for retaining your judges! Thank you so much to all of you in NY for rejecting the antics of TRUMP & electing a mayor who wants to fight for the best NYC possible through the eyes of the forgotten; the people! Thank you CALI for fighting FIRE W/FIRE: Prop 50 has

Yeah, I don't know a single Californian who thought that 🙄

Yeah, we feel this way about you guys

MEEE TOOOO!!!! 🌊🌊🌊

This is gonna blow your mind.... but there are liberal men!

Because it's impossible that a woman might actually want a German Shepherd 🙄 No way I'd get rid of my dog if I got pregnant. It's disgusting that you imply that one should

Her: has anyone ever seen this? Me: yep. Not uncommon in my area. Her: liar They never really want to know what other experience or think, even when they outright ask. Sometimes I think these people would self combust if they lived in the Bay. 🤣🤣🤣

These people have completely lost their fucking minds 🙄

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Seriously though, when I was a kid my parents got babysitters when they wanted to go to adult activities. What happened?

Yeah, so the reason we don't have suspended monorail systems across America isn't because of diversity....

I have never been to a chick fil a, and this post reminds me that I have made a good choice

Sorry, your 'hot take' is that school children should be thirstier and forced to share more germs?

Too dependent? Boomers are sitting on millions, watching their 40 year old children struggle to buy a home, bitching about wanting grandchildren, while the government waits for those Boomers to die so they can have those millions.