The second hand embarrassment is next level whaaaaat 🤦🏼‍♀️😳😰😭

It’s definitely coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 because why wouldn’t it, the year I move away from England and to a dry country 🤦🏼‍♀️

I’m as invested as anyone but is Tommy and Molly Mae’s split really worthy of being in this spot on BBC News 😭😭😭

Been having a shitty few days so thought I’d chill and watch comfort TV. Decided on Clarkson’s Farm. Tell me why the whole episode was of piglets dying 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I can’t cope with hen party group chats. One girl just said cash will make it easier when we’re paying for things. How is it gonna be easier to pay a bill split 13 ways if paying by cash? 😭😭😭

Been in Copenhagen all but a few hours and the American tourists are already blagging my head 🤯😅 why do they make themselves known everywhere they go?!?!

Absolutely loved my client calling me today after I repeatedly told him our office was closed today. Obv didn’t pick up 🤦🏼‍♀️ Merry Christmas! 🎄🎅🏼

Catching up on Love Island and if I hear the phrase “insinuated the kiss” instead of “initiated the kiss” one more time 👊🏼😭

Kids, don’t become a PR consultant. I thought by 32 I’d have this work-life balance thing figured out, but I absolutely don’t. It’s worse than ever.

If yk yk #sendhelp #firstrimester

No-one talks about how tiring it is trying to think of stuff to snack on like every hour in the first trimester just to stop yourself feeling sick. Especially when nothing sounds good. Very grateful but miserable haha.

Crying because I’m leaving the UK tomorrow and next time I’m back, all being well, I’ll be a mommy 😭😭😭

Cannot believe my unborn child’s name is featured on the leaked TS12 track list 😭 I’m a massive Swiftie and now everyone is gonna think I named her after this! It’s kinda cool but also totally not hahahaha

24 weeks pregnant and feels like someone is prizing my ribs apart. Such fun!