Mike Peterson (@mikesmoist) 's Twitter Profile
Mike Peterson

@mikesmoist

Fucked up 572489 times. Watch my dumb bullshit

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linkhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYRjWfOmwezMZ1RhfUmVqZA calendar_today14-03-2012 01:57:51

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yoshimi red (@nise_yoshimi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

oh whats that Guillermo del Toro? you want us to think the ugly weird guy was actually really nice and babes would love him if they only got to know him? you want us to fuck godzilla? well fine, i would, but not under these circumstances

hb (@h3xenbrenner2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Zoom in. Alright. Zoom in again. Alright. Zoom in. Zoom in. Alright. Zoom in. Zoom in there. Alright. Zoom in. Alright. Zoom in. Zoom in. Alright. Zoom in. Alright. Zoom in… Ok. Just as I thought. It’s nothing

Noah Garfinkel (@noahgarfinkel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I wouldn’t be a good NBA coach because every timeout I would just be like, “You guys have to win or I’m gonna blow my brains out.”

Mr. Chau (@srirachachau) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Outside of the Minnie Mouse instagram, my favorite bit from last night's Chair Company was Robinson's son saying he wants to get into stop motion and Robinson replying with "...like Rudolph?"

johnny (@bigrackspart7) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the new 4K transfer of mad men on HBO somehow does not have any of the post-production edits added in, which means you get stuff like this where you can see the crew member manning the puke machine after Roger has too many oysters lmao

the new 4K transfer of mad men on HBO somehow does not have any of the post-production edits added in, which means you get stuff like this where you can see the crew member manning the puke machine after Roger has too many oysters lmao
julian (@yearofthewizard) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*Takes cyanide pill* no thats not right *Takes anti-cyanide pill* well... i dont know *Takes pill that paralyzes me* closer.. we're getting closer.. *Takes pill that makes me hesitant* No...

wint (@dril) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ARMY: your nickname reflects poorly on us all. we're changing it to something like "raven" or "switchknife" ME: no. "hostage killer" is good