How users will use what you build, exhibit 324:

As software developers, we fail in two ways: We build the thing wrong, or we build the wrong thing. @ardalis.com on BlueSky

The trouble is, the legacy code is my own!

The U.K. brexiting

Every codebase ever:

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Using Ozcode, Champion Software was up able to identify unknown errors, fix persistent “unsolvable” bugs, and slash support tickets by 90%. Read the full case study: bit.ly/3yHsLpr Shoutout to Mike McLoughlin for providing the case study. #softwaredevelopment

Perhaps if Kurt Zouma had teased the cat about its sexuality the Met might be interested in taking things further.

People who use spreadsheets as databases should get in the sea wearing Priti Patel supplied armbands.

This is amazing

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I've had a shit experience with DPD_UK - the numpties couldn't find us!

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@Barnstaplepeeps How long would I cook it for?

I love Dropbox because of its simplicity http://db.tt/QD71Sw7

Which bright spark at Microsoft decided it would be a good idea for new audio devices to connect at 100% volume?

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Bloody useless DPD have gone to the wrong house. No way to contact them. So angry!