This one made sense in my head.

I actually did crack my screen once but it was on purpose.

Many years ago, my iPhone stopped charging. I took it to the Apple Store, they said they could repair it for free but I would be without a phone for 5 days. At that time in my life, I was in an airplane or another…

so whats your plan for when google shut down google docs

ok, for Seattle friends and anyone in town for the OSS Summit, turns out Pine Box was already booked for a private event.

so RedMonk beers will be at Outer Planet Brewing, next Tuesday at 7:30. hope to see you all there.

This is exciting! If you use Identity Center for AWS access, you can get permalinks to console pages that embed the account and role. So, for example, in your runbooks you can have direct links to the CloudWatch dashboards you use

Signed a lease for my new place in San Francisco. Moving May 8th. 🎉

It’s probably being written right now, but a committee of people in Seattle are desperately trying to find a GenAI spin to put on it before publication.

I remember Corey Quinn and others totally calling it that tags being introduced for security instead of just resource management would end up creating unexpected security issues

Amazing work from the Stedi team here, even if it wasn't intended to be vulnerability research. IAM policy evaluation logic has gotten incredibly complicated and I'm not surprised this very specific edge case existed.
stedi.com/blog/stedi-dis…

I ❤️ ConvertKit. You should join 'em.

☁️ aws_organizations_migration_notes

It's common to have an AWS org with a 'bad' management account

AWS doesn't make this easy to fix, so houston wrote this clutch braindump of tips!

#awswishlist allow rehoming of the Org Mgmt Management account

gist.github.com/houey/fa1129ed…

Come on down to Atomic Liquors; I’m here and need to talk to people about cloud things instead of GenAI bullshit for a while.

Hardest line ever dropped in a keynote livetweet.

That is a quite useful quote!

Hubot was a decade too early. hubot.github.com

The best way of consuming keynotes is by reading about them second hand from Corey Quinn

I regret to report that #googlenext badge pickup has been Googled.

Looking forward to hearing about all of the useful things Google Cloud is helping customers with instead of a bunch of AI hype! Surely they won't disappoint me here...

(Atomic Liquors drinkup tomorrow evening at 7PM; come one come all...)

Decided to try out Fathom Analytics for Last Week in AWS and the placeholder name is just so fitting

I could make a pithy comment about this, but Snowmobile never made much sense to me to begin with.

We’ve got some ultra large clients that did wholesale migrations and the Snow family of products wasn’t ever used in any of them