wait maybe i accidentally turned on schitt’s creek instead of #TheEmmys

If I could vote in America, I’d vote with kindness.

i can’t tell if the woman on the window is praying or stretching before a run

tinder needs to stop telling me that i “just liked a popular user” like yeah i know they’re out of my league let me not match with them in peace.

calling all eat n park fans and employees: did they get rid of honey buns? my dad went to get food and the guy said they didn’t have any and all i wanna know is if they were just out or they permanently don’t have them? i’m hanging by a thread pls tell me this isn’t real. 😀

people who live in florida are just sims who don’t have the seasons expansion pack.

just ate 3/4 of a baguette don’t text

Every article about J&J should include the sentence “There have been more Air Bud movies than people harmed by the Johnson & Johnson vaccine”

came out of twitter hibernation for this 🥲

just redownloaded twitter what’s up

rip to the chipotle cheddar chalupa combo

if you have the time and energy to look good on a 6am flight i hate you

It'll pass.

thinking about the promising young woman soundtrack

purrslay jackson

y’all are sleeping on hard-boiled eggs

reprising my desire to become twitter famous (i’ll delete this app again in 2 weeks)