You only need one big black one #thingsmymomsays #garbagebags?

PSA: no human was attached to the helmet pictured as Matthew ran it over and it got stuck under the car...... #gilbertsdrivingschool #souvenirs

*Where do you see yourself in 10 years* #doods

Officially a Jackrabbit again 🐰 💙💛💙

Life is a soup and I am a fork #lifequotes 🍴

Currently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour 🚙 #lifequotes #vroom

The last time I was someone's type I was donating blood 💉 🤔😂 #lifequotes #gibsthoughts

My favorite activity is listening to playlists from middle school and realizing just how much I didn't get the lyrics back then......

He may have accidents on my bed, won't let me pee alone, and bark at nothing all the time; but he's made this move a lot easier ❤️ #PrincessDuncan

I made the 2nd bedroom in my apartment into a closet. #Ihavepeaked

There’s a particular type of house in suburban Omaha that people (including my mom lol) love to point out appear to have the word “poop” on them. Is this the architect’s subtle commentary on modern suburban-style homes yes or no

To the very cute man who thinks 34 degree weather is good enough for a motorcycle ride #hmu

It's not 'transphobic' to believe it is grotesquely unfair for transgender women born with male biological bodies to compete in sports like weightlifting against women born with female biological bodies. It's common sense. Transgender rights shouldn't damage women's rights.

*gives up college for Lent*

Self-doubt wastes time #preachit 🙌

R.I.P on March 16, 2011. You and my ego are truly missed ✌

Went to a final on the wrong day and time, quit studying to get my nails done instead, learned that my 700 point final had fill in the blank and essays as it was handed to me. How was your first day of finals? #0for700

I just locked all 3 sets of keys inside my car. How's adulting going for you?_