I've been playing OSRS with Jacob for close to a decade now & have watched all of his videos & many of his streams. He's has been multilogging and documenting his journey for a long time and yet still gets caught with these false bans! Please review Jagex Support, he doesn't bot!

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

“everyone gets a plate before you can have seconds” but for housing

I got in a lift today on the fourth floor. An elderly gentleman was already in there by the buttons, the ground floor button already pressed. ‘All aboard,’ he said as I stepped in, then asked, ‘Where to, sir?’ I replied, ‘Two, please.’ He pressed the two button and said, ‘Good

accidentally made a suicide joke in front of ppl who’ve never been suicidal before

Shareholders.

Not my home but I know my way around

#Helldivers2 | #Helldivers OP's son with his homemade costume for Halloween this year

Genies famously go back in the bottle

So far in 2025, The Ocean Cleanup has been collecting an average of 3200 kg of trash for every hour of the year.

sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven follow me for more biblical loopholes

Peace at last

These misogynistic mfers will call any woman that disagrees with them ugly and then it's just the most beautiful woman you've ever seen lmao

that's great. if you enjoyed this perhaps you might also enjoy having keys jangled in your face like a fucking baby

Me with the flash on my phone apparently

boy do i have something to tell you

Isn't this just a self checkout with extra steps