Fuck these people. Pray for the innocent

This is some shit Michael Scott would do

Who got the high quality bath towel recommendations

Random shit be pissing me off like why are you under the age of 75 and you got a double chin

Since it was icy yesterday i spent all afternoon in a tree stalking my ex’s house with a telescope just incase she happened to walk outside and slip. She doesnt know that i know where she lives.

The real question is what was that guys granny doing that she got hit by a bazooka

Me at 5 years old in the woods near the base of ancient hidden pyramids while time was frozen

Bring back the voice note tweets Elon Musk

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

I refuse to use cutting boards with glue in them so i found myself some straight olivewood charcuterie boards to use as cutting boards

My loml

Stop watching youtube while you eat guys thats why you are all malnourished and get sick all the time. The scientists will release studies on this in the future but there is no need to wait for that just have common sense

Who got the frying pan cleaning method baking soda aint cutting it no more on the daily driver

My loml’s pink pan patiently waiting for her

The pink pan i got for my loml may never get used

Stray kittens dont be appearing around your porch like they used to

The flowers around my house are starting to sprout

You should be sprinting at top speed and feeling the wind against your face as often as possible. This sort of thing is really good for you

My poor loml i can sense through our quantum entanglement her sadness 🥀🕊️

Apparently largest raw sewage leak in history into the potomac river DC residents showering and brushing their teeth with dookie water 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 Wtf gang Donald J. Trump 😭😭