Ghosted a cancer survivor on Hinge #ImSorry

Oomf is going to be so mad when Addison unleashes her experimental noise pop album that’s about imperialism and really starts to not even reheat just fully recreate Madonna’s macrobiotic nachos

Need that guy gay like John Travolta

Kreayshawn 2026

Oh that’s rule 34 … that’s rule 34 of my friend’s dad …

Maybe I’ll be the best Ellen

You get a hit tweet and start feeling like Ellen DeGeneres

My friend showed me the trailer for Kickassia and why do lowkey some of the shots look like they could be in Castration Movie

Just used Trader Joe’s Channa Masala to make Shashuka

Incel cop be like arrest this foid

2026 gay guys r dressing like straight guys and straight guys r dressing like gay guys and EVERYONE is homophobic

Why are a cappella groups always funny to watch

David Lynch movies are for guys who are watching porn and start thinking about sex traffickers

Sam Levinson

I’m out here fighting for my life for bald kings in the age of hair transplants and they don’t even care