Nobody:

Cops in the Midwest:

If you see a Midwesterner open their window leave them be. We are in the 10 day period where you can have your window open and not have the heat/ac running

Nobody:

Midwest Grandmas: don’t tell anybody I gave you this

The Midwest graduation party

Threatening to put the potholes back is diabolical

This is the best Midwest thrift store find ever

You don’t need therapy. You need a trip to the Menards light aisle.

If someone says the Midwest has no culture show them this photo

The only scientifically proven way to get rid of a mosquito bite

Pretty certain that if all world leaders sat around this table and had a couple beers at 2am it would solve all the world’s problems

POV: you’re flying over the Midwest

Benadryl: for when the Midwest allergies are so bad you’d rather be in a coma

One Has To Go

How midwesterners sleep when there’s a thunderstorm

When Midwesterners say “it’s just up the road” it can mean 5 minutes or 3 hours

Wisconsin children are a different breed

“It’s so nice out today”

South Dakota: you thought winter was over?

Fun Things to Do in the Midwest:

- get a bug bite
- drive around and hit potholes
- heat stroke or hypothermia depending on the time of day
- run from wasps
- get a farmers tan
- chase tornados
- sit in road construction