Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for “Tyrannosaurus Shirt”

Twitter, please remove this warning. This tweet is not about the current election outcome. Trump is simply stating that in order to win this, or the next election, they will only win if it’s rigged.

Makes sense, really.

Hey KFC Australia, love how you no longer have plastic straws, but it’s impossible to drink a Freeze without the paper straw with it disintegrating mid drink.

Garry Gary Beers

An easy chance given he didn’t dislocate his shoulder while doing a triple backflip, hey Shane ...

RIP Prince Phillip. Gone too soon. I got stuck on 99 once. I can’t even express how sad this makes me.. Saturday night show at town hall is starting to shift tickets! Get in. Yes! Lukeheggie.com for details.

If you grew up in the ‘90s and want to feel old, let me tell you that Fred Savage today turns 45, the same age his Wonder Years dad Jack Arnold was when the show finished.

Your record is safe Jason Gillespie

Plenty of favourites. Best name - Steele Retchless Early cult hero - Brett Plowmann Plenty of stars to choose from but let’s say Brett Le Man. First try scorer!

The Hon Jeff Kennett AC stepped down as chair of Beyond Blue in 2017 and the opinions he expresses are his own personal views.

If anyone is interested in Neenish Tarts or preventing heart disease, this post/account may be of interest. Caveat 1: this is my other account Caveat 2: I post more on Insta

I have your book unread on my shelf Adam Zwar (promise I’ll get to it), but I imagine this 10 mins could be on loop as the backing track.

Every time I see something about On the Buses, I think of Tony Martin

Just don’t quote tweet

Haven’t read this yet, but can only assume it was the Melbourne Storm who damaged the car at the Brisbane Broncos. youtu.be/tj7nHrsZz78

To my 3 friends in Brisbane who might see this, go and see Alice R Fraser next week while she is in town. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll see me there in the crowd.

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