Let’s play with twitter again I think...

You can tell no one else is listening to #sizzletown on this train... very well done Tony Martin on the ripper podcast!!

Excellent idea!!

When lockdown in #victoria goes too far... #Craftbeer #Isolation #Australia

Had to get out for a little #lockdownMelbourne #melbournelockdown #lockdown

Negotiated an incredible deal with Poland. We get a million doses of Pfizer and they get Tasmania.

A fried just posted this on FB. I think she speaks for (almost) all of us in Melbs this morning.

A mum told me children are being snatched by police at the QLD/NSW border and put to work in an underground Betty's Burgers franchise that only cooks quiche. Waiting for confirmation.

more pls

2040 and JB Hi-Fi are delighted to announce the winners of our 2040 School Action Toolkit! 65 toolkits will be distributed to Australian schools thanks to the generous support of JB Hi-Fi & the JB Hi-Fi team through their Helping Hands workplace giving program. Congratulations!

Government that ruined everyone's life by locking down too late announce brilliant plan to open up too early

Managed to get through dinner with Rupert last night, performance reviews are always a bit daunting

Get vaccinated. Don't be a fuckwit. Even Family Guy can explain how a God damn vaccine works. instagr.am/p/CUL2-7qJhuB/

When your work buddy Sammy J tells you he NEEDS you and your other innocent work buddies for a simple close up shot of a mask on our faces... and then - cut to this...

If anyone is still hesitant about getting a COVID vaccine, I hope this story helps you. My family is one of those 'large' households in Hume that have been embroiled in this Delta outbreak. Everyone in our family has at least one dose, three are fully vaxxed.

I hated this and you will too.

Hey The Australian … just helped you out with your copy writing. Your welcome.

careful Ford. you go and release a truck like this and youre gonna find yourself atop the throne for the coolest fucking car company on the planet

Looks like ScoMo’s Photo-op Shop has reopened.

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️