I would not have thought that I needed to say this.

You’ll never have Romney’s class. You’ll never have Romney’s patriotism. You’ll never have Romney’s integrity. You’ll never have Romney’s long, happy marriage, or self-made kids who lead full lives, not profiteering from their dad’s position. You’ll never have Romney’s hair.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Found in the archives...

Consequential, but dull: Titanic cruises into iceberg without a bang. Ripping of underbelly barely heard above lively band. -- Jeff Mason, April 14th 1912, trying to sound reasonable.

God help us. This man is our President! Impeachment, anyone?

Good news. I found Jim Jordan's jacket.

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I dreamt about these 7 seconds last night. I woke up in a cold sweat with these words still rattling around my head

Last thought for the night: Every time one of these shootings happens, I get a note or a text from a white person I haven’t heard from in a while. It’s always: “I used to think that you were really EXTREME but now I see that you were right about [white people] all along.” ...

Scott Dworkin #EndTrumpsWarOnAmerica

Make no mistake—Bill Barr will go down in history as having aided and abetted the most corrupt president this country has ever seen.

BREAKING: In a remarkable move by a sitting president, Pres. Trump suggests delaying the presidential election over his persistent false attacks about mail-in voting. It's not within the power of the president to delay the election. abcn.ws/3fbctM0

You know we may have to drag the squatter out, right?

The USA held an election during the Civil War, and we will hold one in 96 days. No distractions—let's get to work.

Take a good look and pass it around! Amazing and wonderful!

Grateful each day to wake up in President Joe Biden’s America.

It’s about damned time! #BRITNEYFREE

Gavin Newsom Target GOP Dear Republicans, Homophobes, NeoNazis, Racists If you don't like a trans woman being featured on a can of Bud Light, don't drink Bud Light. If an M&M in sneakers offends you, don't eat M&Ms. If Cracker Jill hurts your feelings, don't eat that stuff either. If you don't like