nigga built like a pile of shit

This is one of the best tweets of all time.

AND WHO TF KEEPS VOTING FOR GREG ABBOTT😩

when i’m EXCITED to talk to him after a long day but he doesn't sound excited to talk to me

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

Thank God I was born into the best era in the world to be a girl

yall weren’t here

Nah Spider-Man trailer got me hyped I just tried to swing off my door

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

HUGE news for my nephews and nieces.

Anxiety is through the roof today. Pray for mee! 🙏🏼

they were really just flinging and flanging bro

The dog has me fucking cryingg I can't DMDMWMMDMWDMQ

My laundry hamper is full again

what even was vevo? it was like every singer on yt back in the day had vevo attached at the end of their name and then randomly one day it vanished!

9 year old me when avril lavigne said "hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

before LED lights we were a proper country