Guys sleep like they fighting for their lives.

Lazy Feet Don't Eat

official announcement: we will be changing our name to Global Brewing Company

The best thing I've got goin for me in life is the woman standing beside me trusting every decision I make to be the best for us.

I want the world Chico.. and everything in it. -Scarface

If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong damn room.

If Trump doesn’t win in 2024, the United States as we know it is done

If you're dreams don't scare you, they aren't big enough.

Honestly not surprised.

I’ve never had someone try to be me lmao

Who tf got a 2 place sled trailer I can borrow for an evening?

pickles are fantastic until you're in one 🥴

Drunk driving home with your buddies: priceless

Todays been roughhhhhhh

By God We Made It

I will never regret fully tinting my windshield no matter how many 40 year olds call me dumb.

"He hit that guardrail at half past three"

How do the old guys do it? I woke up feelin olddddd today.

This just enrages me. Why don't veterans get a month? Why don't moms get a month? Why don't dads get a month? I'm so sick of this sh*t man.