"incorrect username or password" BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

to the person behind me with LED headlights

yeah I support the troops

I wasn't even gonna drink tonight man

That is a real man right there

i’ll have what he’s drinking

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have????

realizing it wasn’t that bad i was just overstimulated

my brain at 3am:

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

Whoever is making the daylists on Spotify needs a raise👌🏼

Or whatever Meredith Grey said

Girls with the bear they found in the woods