Riley can try all she wants with that little shein knock off, but miss Carly Rae jepsen’s got on CUSTOM Valentino cashmere. Idk who Riley thinks she is but she needs to worry about her own inside out feelings before even attempting to be THE “Emotion”.

Fitting that I saw this as I was seated on the subway across from someone with a “you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” shirt.

If I had a nickel for every time the gays got a summer bop by a blonde woman wearing all red, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice #padam #joyride

Following up on how being gay has broken my brain, I heard someone say the word "lollapalooza" and my immediate thought was "why did you mispronounce lalapaRUza?"

*me trying to flirt* Did it hurt? When you fell out of a coconut tree?

On this day 6 years ago, Carly Rae Jepsen received her very first sword, during her performance of "Cut to the Feeling" at Lollapalooza 2018 (August 5th 2018) x.com/cuttothefeelin…

Nice! New Collar Delivers a Shock Every Time You Say, ‘They Did This on Glee’: ow.ly/mi3C50KoHoA

Dave Filoni as creative director may be the worst decision Star Wars has made in recent years and I’m being so serious.

“we want grandchildren” best I can do is run away with me by carly rae jepsen at karaoke night

I feel like this summer flew by until I remember that "frociaggine" was also this summer.

Carly Rae Jepsen shares first official snippet from #CRJ7 via Instagram today! (28/08)

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re working late cause you’re a singer?

Btw I am also on ✨t h e a p p✨if anyone wants to follow!

Trying to write at a bar while the bartender and another patron are talking about how AI is the future of art and that we won’t need writers in the future ha ha I hate it here. 🫠

Yesterday I got to meet the first client I ever signed (Michael Fynan) in person! An agenting first for me!

i want her child to know that she was my mother first before you

Where are my other 2,396??