I’m her, the woman who pushes her is the 80 degree weather.

oh production were NASTY for this edit in the best way possible #DragRace

“okay BUT U KNOW WHAT
im done” PISSES ME OFF

#TSTTPD

“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!” #TTPD

You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate we declared Carly Rae Jepsen should be a bigger artist

The sun today:

Charlotte: I'm so excited for the eclipse!

Miranda: Do NOT be one of those idiots who looks directly at the sun

Samantha: I'm going to have an orgasm at the moment of peak coverage ;)

Carrie: Big is moving to Paris

This is the chad Luke Skywalker my kids and other future children will grow up with. This is the Luke Skywalker who faces his mistakes, apologizes to those he’s hurt, inspires all through nonviolence, comforts those he loves, and heals generational trauma. I claim him as my hero.

Sorry I can’t make it. I’ll be busy for the next three days doing twenty minutes of writing.

whoa I was not expecting this when I opened the wip. seems harsh

Plane Jane when she says “sisterrrrrrrrr.” #DragRace

Loving that the general consensus around Madame Web is that it’s awful and you should see it immediately, I’ve never wanted to see a Marvel movie more.

Okay I just tweeted a joke about queer art but this is ACTUAL queer art you should buy!

Shoutout to the restaurant that shamelessly just played “ME! (‘Spelling is FUN’ Version)”

The Tortured Poets Department

Auntie Em in The Wizard of Oz:

Me: I hate country music

Beyoncé: ACT II. MARCH 29TH 🐎

Me:

Taylor Swift trying to motivate Travis Kelce going into the 2nd half