Long time, no Tweet! 🐦 SARS-CoV-2 has got us all working from home, but we're still finding time to bring the team together! Just before Easter weekend we all took part in a quiz 🤓 for our most recent #FridayFun session #ItWasActuallyThursdayTho 👀

Regarding those 128 fake #NHS Staff accounts posting for 'Herd Mentality' and support of the Govt that were set up by Department of Health and Social Care or their marketing agency ... Posts were sent using Hootsuite, a mass-posting tool. Account registered to 1 person with 4 assigned contributors.

"We’ve so far succeeded in the first and most important task we set ourselves as a nation: to avoid the tragedy that engulfed other parts of the world." Boris Johnson The UK has highest #COVID19 death toll in Europe & possibly 2nd highest in the world.

Naps are the absolute best

Turned on my out of office

The baby is enjoying her first FT News Briefing podcast 📰

here comes the second wave

Hey NHS England Transformation why aren't the local covid alert levels on the NHS covid app correct? All of London is high now but the app still says medium and still links to the wrong rules.

As a B2B SaaS user I want to Frequently consider and score how likely I am to recommend this product, which I am obliged to use, to a friend or a colleague So that The PM can share vanity metrics at the next quarterly all hands.

this is the way

So you want us to pirate Season 4...

The replies to this are why I don't tweet about programming

Boris Johnson is the 3rd Tory PM in 10 yrs & leaves behind him 14m in poverty, a record number of people going hungry, a severe mental health crisis, more billionaires & gross levels of inequality. Every candidate vying to succeed him is promising to make the situation worse.

Enough is enough. It's time to turn anger into action. Join the campaign to fight the cost-of-living crisis. wesayenough.co.uk

The #UK #polycrisis, summarized by Phineas Q. Ponsonby: antipope.org/charlie/blog-s… * EU (including UK) in worst drought in 500 years * UK potato, onion, and carrot crops expected to fail (potato production down 50%)

This is some avant garde joke right? Tweet progressively more absurd "I don't do the thing you do" to see where people call you out? It's impossible to work with more than 2 people if you don't at least write down somewhere what you're currently up to.

Great post from Mags Allen on the rebuild of FT.com's newsletter page medium.com/ft-product-tec…

Pay the Nurses, Pay the rail workers, Tax the rich, Fire the Tories. Not sure our priorities align as well as you think.

Laptops are a Scrum thing, not an Agile thing. I don't use them. So, what do I do? I use butterflies beating their wings to flip the bits directly on the servers, like all truely agile businesses do