CNU Day is now a cherished tradition for our family of Captains across the nation and beyond! This year, on March 14, we will celebrate our day of giving in 19 Cities of Celebration nationwide! Registration is OPEN now at cnuday.cnu.edu #CNUDay19 #captainforlife

Here is the game winning 2-run double from Bryce Safferwich (from Sean Robertson) that pushed @GodwinBaseball into tomorrow's Class 5 title game vs. Stafford. Godwin Baseball Godwin Pride WTVR CBS 6 Richmond VHSL Athletics

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Rise and shine, Captains! A friend dropped by (and we do mean dropped!) to get CNU Day off to a flying start. --> cnuday.cnu.edu #CNUDay20

Dear restaurant owners. The world has changed and you will have to as well. Please call tesla and make supercharging available. You will have a stream of customers forever. There is a new model for dinning. It’s not going back. $tsla

$TSLA now at $707.28 📈🔥🚀🤑

Jeff Bezos Announces He Will Step Down From Amazon To Focus On Being A Bond Villain babylonbee.com/news/jeff-bezo…

Apple car details: The car will cost $44,000 The cables to charge the car will cost $4,400 And become obsolete every two years 😉 #apple #applecar $aapl

No highs, no lows, only Doge

Update: - #doge has been pumped a lot by Elon Musk and the #dogearmy - It’s consolidated perfectly at 0.053 - Will we rise again all day - Big pump again at 9PM EST - #Dogecoinarmy 💪 - Rt to spread ⚡️

Why could 25,000 people attend the super bowl but dads still can’t go to their own babies ultra sound?

Wish I would get a response from Whoop why my strap isn’t working WHOOP had it less than 6 months and already dead

You can now buy a Tesla with Bitcoin

$TSLA needs to hire a head of PR if it wants to keep the media honest, and in turn sell more cars.

Monologue! 💫 Elon Musk

President Donald J. Trump Starts with a T Ends with an A ESL in the middle

Elon dacing has historically been very good for Tesla. 😉 $TSLA