this was unprovoked

Please don’t text me I’m watching videos of glass bottles rolling down the stairs

Energy I need

Be fuming if I went missing and that’s what they said about me.

dont wear these round me cuz ima smack the hell out u

Kathy 😭

Friday Saturday Night Morning #thetraitors

When he said Rachel's name instead of Emily.

noticing yourself handling a situation differently than you did in the past >>>

🚨 IMPORTANT NEWS 🚨 Diane - Ross’s mum - is taking part in the upcoming series of Celebrity Masterchef!!

He’s literally just Neil off Inbetweeners ain’t he

Paid over £232 for a train ticket if the ticket inspector doesn't show up I'm going looking for him

Fire the little cunt.

🗣️ "There is NO ATMOSPHERE, it's all piped in!" laurence isn't buying 𝗣𝗘𝗗's claims about the Anfield noise! 🤣 Watch our Merseyside Derby episode 👇

If you lads/ladies like a punt on the darts give my mate Billy's Darts Tips 🎯 a follow, he will be posting his bets on his page, especially with the worlds starting tommorow. He definitely knows his stuff 🎯 He gave this double a couple of weeks ago at 50/1 and it’s now 15/1 🤯

BOOOOOOM ✅ Musah lands the double, fucking get in there!!