Not once have I seen a Republican brag about how they’re cutting off their Democratic friends and family

We need to start talking about digital pollution

my grandma voted for Kamala and I voted for Trump. as a result, i’m spending Thanksgiving at my grandma’s house, because neither of us are little bitches.

Can Elizabeth Warren complete a thought without using the world “billionaires”?

Mocktail prices are out of control

Thinking about my New Year’s resolution bc December is already a wash

“So does everyone feel like they’re living their purpose?” -me at a dinner party

What’s it like to be you?

were devolving corp.oup.com/news/brain-rot…

Elon’s purchase of Twitter was the single most consequential act of the last decade. It restored free speech, broke the Overton window, and enabled the second American revolution.

This is the debate I want to have with liberals: Why is it that all my right wing friends can work for, be friends with, be neighbors to, spend Thanksgiving with, and generally have pleasant and civil interactions with liberals. We will even -- get this -- go to great lengths to

Life is like a box of chocolates, blink and you’ve eaten the whole thing in one sitting without even noticing.

Happy tax day to all who celebrate

What a shame to waste life living performatively

I think I was put on this earth to mind my own business

How does Chili's Grill & Bar not serve chili? What’s next, Taco Bell no longer serving tacos?

I hate the new update Zillow

Idk if ya’ll realize how unprecedented this is. This has NEVER happened in the history of the modern world.

Be careful not to love the gift more than the giver of the gift

I am sorry but who is paying over 1k for VISCOSE??? If it’s you, please seek help.