Taco trucks need to start driving through neighborhoods the way Ice Cream trucks do

Working out is like having a second job

You can’t make me feel sympathy for man who got on radio to say he didn’t need to marry his girlfriend cause she’s Jamaican and Jamaicans don’t get married. She shoulda bun him 20 times over tbh

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

this was such a perfect moment for me to be a teenager

When the gym is full of people and now I have to do my work out in a different order.

honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.

ain’t no TikTok story time beat “who tf did I marry” yet

What’s on your mind? Me: Stability 🏠💰📈

From my dad, I learned that real men do not complain about being providers. They actually like being one.

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

having one of those days where i fix everything after neglecting my life for a few days due to sadness

If a nigga told me after 2+ years of dating that he doesn’t think he can be monogamous I might blow up the earth. . . It took you two years to figure that out Klay? That’s evil asf.

Keep me soft so I can love on you & be good to you

being in college really opened my eyes because why are the babies leaving for school at 6:30 inna morning😭

me taking a pic of literally everything cus i love memories sm

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

Had a good workout tonight and then came to the bar to have lemon pepper wings and a strawberry lemon drop. I just be in the gym to break even.

a girl on tiktok said “unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments” and wow yes