The Bear(s)

i be like “long story short” then tell it with behind the scenes bonus features

me 10 minutes before a 30 second phone call

todas pessoas que trabalham em atendimento ao cliente deviam ter direito a dar uma chapada por mês a alguém

The greatest Calvin and Hobbes strip of all time:

chamadas que eu não atendo : -números privados -números desconhecidos -pessoas que não são da família - família -amigos

ojala no se den cuenta que esta remera me la compré en zara kids -que linda remera -es de zara kids!!!

You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast

El que se inventó iLovepdf

i am like the opposite of artificial intelligence. genuine stupidity.

i think about this image every time i put on bell bottoms (every day)

When you're in your 20's and don't know anymore if you should do your master's, start a business, get married, move abroad, focus on your career, become an influencer or just sleep and cry

Carlos Moedas (PSD), the Mayor of Lisbon, posts a picture showing his excitement for Taylor Swift's concert in Lisbon, proudly wearing a Swiftie bracelet (2024).

It’s official, I left my 🤍 in Lisbon. My first time in Portugal and you all made me feel like I was right at home. I’ll seriously never forget the way you treated us, the overwhelming love and passion and hands in the air and dancing and how you screamed every lyric!! Muito

i do not want to save to onedrive. i want to save to the documents folder. on my computer. that i have. in my house.

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable