More people have died from gender reveals than have gotten blood clots from johnson & johnson

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and have eye contact

The same people who invented the language in Sims name pharmaceuticals

Me finding out about Facebook’s name change

Crying and throwing up

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

In the spirit of college baseball postseason: This double-play turn from Oregon State back in 2007 never ceases to amaze me 🤯

Codify

Djokovic and the last resort phenomenon… In competition there’s a moment when an athlete has to accomplish something, often against great odds, or they lose. It requires burning fuel that would otherwise be preserved or seemingly had already been used up. It takes them to

Imagine she had a gun

Beavers

PARENTS: Please check your kids’ candy this Halloween! I just found a Snickers bar laced with the Steelers offense. Absolutely sickening.

Bama students really gonna find out how it feels to tailgate for the love of the game. Get up at 6am to get on that grill with a mimosa for a 11am game against Jacksonville State and be a little scared yall could lose.

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Final 2024 Olympic medal count: Headline: USA 40, China 40 Core (ex-ping pong and badminton): USA 40, China 33.

God tier critter

“Hey Randy Johnson, hold my beer and watch this…”

Elizabeth Warren keeps pretending Social Security can be “fixed” or “made better,” when the reality is simpler and harsher: it will get worse no matter who is in office because it’s structurally a scam. Social Security isn’t a savings program. It isn’t insurance. It’s a