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Hey Ted Wheeler and Kate Brown , get these federal marshal assholes out Portland.

Etched into the bark

Remember, if you're thinking of getting a dog, the best breed is Rescue. #adopt Pup Aid 2026 All Dogs Matter @BDCH

Anyone else routinely find frosting and/or glaze in their hair? No? Just me?

I will get this piece of candy unstuck from the bottom of my purse and I will sure as shit eat it, too. Don't judge me!

I want to go places and do things but I also want to stay in bed all day & snuggle with my dogs. Dogs win every time.

I retreat into the loving arms of Twitter when Facebook is overrun with all those god damn Mormons I'm related to.

If you haven't had melted fresh mozzarella, you need to take a close look at your life choices & make some changes.

I want to go everywhere. Can someone give me a ride?

Why don't the makers of Honey Smacks use the fact that they make your pee smell like candy as part of their sales pitch? Missed opportunity.

@Carrie_Rachel Hey, now!

My dogs and I share a deep and abiding love for sugary cereals.

I've been home for an hour and I still have my bra on. WTF is wrong with me?

When I get the sillies and no one gets the sillies with me, I get the sads.

Instead of a soundtrack, my life has a smelltrack. It's dog pee, in case you were wondering.

@perlapell There's nothing I love more than spooning dogs.

I swear to God if these dogs don't stop pissing in my house...I will probably still love them more than I love anyone else.

Ippy nitchles

For everyone losing their shit over Pence being booed at a play: Obama was heckled by a member of congress during the State of the Union