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Mere

@merhmize

Lover of Pibbles 🐶 and Cold Beer 🍻

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calendar_today20-10-2011 13:27:13

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There is no better past time than hyping up your bestie. Whether you’re hyping up her directly to her or just hyping her to strangers who have never even met her. 😎

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You know you are terrified of birds, when you literally have a group message solely dedicated to your hate/fear. Avα Mαurεεη☼ , Twitterless Molly, and myself literally have a group chat named “Bird Haterz Club” #lawdhelpus #weBIGscared

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There is nothing better than when my bestie gives me updates via voice message but labels them all as Captain Log. Legitimately my favorite thing on earth. Alyx Burrus

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I’m quitting my job and becoming a stay at home dog mom because Will has agreed to start an OnlyFans selling feet pics. Here’s a free preview. PROMO CODE: #SweetFeetBill

I’m quitting my job and becoming a stay at home dog mom because Will has agreed to start an OnlyFans selling feet pics. Here’s a free preview. 

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I am on the phone trying to teach my mama how to use Venmo. It’s a true struggle for a woman in her 60’s. This phone call is going on 15 minutes strong at this point. 🤣

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Came home last night and choose to have a healthy drunk snack for the first time in my life. I ate a protein bar and went to sleep. Is this what being an adult feels like?

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99.9999999999999999% of the world isn't thinking about you. And the ones that are aren't thinking about you that often. So stop worrying about what they think.

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I'm 36. This is my honest advice for people in their 20s: 1. Make decisions your future self will thank you for, not resent you for. 2. Somebody you know and love is going to die within the next 10 years. It could even be you. So live accordingly.