Men in flip flops while not at the beach or pool is just not the best scene.

There is no better past time than hyping up your bestie. Whether you’re hyping up her directly to her or just hyping her to strangers who have never even met her. 😎

Ice cream machine

You know you are terrified of birds, when you literally have a group message solely dedicated to your hate/fear. Avα Mαurεεη☼ , Twitterless Molly, and myself literally have a group chat named “Bird Haterz Club” #lawdhelpus #weBIGscared

#motleycrew friday:)

#NewProfilePic

There is nothing better than when my bestie gives me updates via voice message but labels them all as Captain Log. Legitimately my favorite thing on earth. Alyx Burrus

I’m quitting my job and becoming a stay at home dog mom because Will has agreed to start an OnlyFans selling feet pics. Here’s a free preview. PROMO CODE: #SweetFeetBill

I am on the phone trying to teach my mama how to use Venmo. It’s a true struggle for a woman in her 60’s. This phone call is going on 15 minutes strong at this point. 🤣

I’m just going to leave this here 🤣🤣🤣

Came home last night and choose to have a healthy drunk snack for the first time in my life. I ate a protein bar and went to sleep. Is this what being an adult feels like?

99.9999999999999999% of the world isn't thinking about you. And the ones that are aren't thinking about you that often. So stop worrying about what they think.

10 out of 10 would recommend taking shots over FaceTime with your bestie. 🥂

no one: my head when it’s midnight: 31st of october 1st of november

1000000% just got crop dusted by a rando at the gym. The smell hit me like a ton of bricks

Feel bad for anyone who doesn’t like CFB x.com/MrMatthewCFB/s…

This is incredible.

I'm 36. This is my honest advice for people in their 20s: 1. Make decisions your future self will thank you for, not resent you for. 2. Somebody you know and love is going to die within the next 10 years. It could even be you. So live accordingly.