You wouldn’t last an hour in the coconut tree I fell out of

I’ve saved this photo so many times that my camera roll thinks they’re my friends

me filling the room with negative energy because i don't want to be there

One time i took 20 shots of soju and recorded chowder like i was at a concert

march

imagine explaining this post to me 24 hours ago

The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats

made a small mistake at work

THE JEREMY ALLEN WHITE JOKE??!?!

that groundhog better do what he needs to do….. (not see his shadow)

no because why is everyone in gossip girl always underage drinking martinis

finally free from the shackles of negative temps 😭

finally harnessing my power in the gym. dudes are loading plates for me 😁

what’s a girl gotta do to get a good quality caesar salad ‘round these parts?!??!

lowkey love how the whataburger water really tastes like styrofoam cup

What a year it’s been for chaotic bisexual representation in film

a merry little pudgemas ❤️