Those of us who got Moderna are like

Did it hurt? When Charlie bit you?

just paid a bill. i can't keep doing this

DAGNABBIT IS THAT PAW?

friend: i can’t find his insta me:

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

dramatic? no this was quite appropriate i thought my life was over

CDC in 2020: mask up CDC in 2021: get vaccinated CDC in 2022: it is what it is

since we’re grown now who was behind those damn clown costumes back in 2016

life is too short to pretend you don't like taylor swift

sorry im being weird I’m just going through something right now (being weird)