I've been drooling over your lips for the last five minutes. I'm down so bad.

I'll shoot my shot. Please don't reject me.

I can still shoot my shot, though. I'll show you my dick.

Sending you a text now!

I'm down so bad. I might need to seek counseling.

Might pass out, but I can make sure you get the best facial of your life.

I'm obsessed with this picture. And you. Obviously.

Of course it is, you're in it. You know I am. I would almost say in an unhealthy way, but yes.

Are you gonna make me? I think your friend is starting to turn you into even more of a pervert.

"boy's night out."

What're you going to use? I'm curious. I didn't think so. But, here we are.

I'm a huge fan of both of those. Either will be successful. I do, actually. I need to thank him sometime.

It's not even that bad. I'm down, though.

Both is always the best idea. Wait, how are you expecting me to thank him?

Oh, right. Sorry, I haven't had enough caffeine today.

Or gag while you sit on my face? Only pleasure you'd get is grinding on my nose, right? Why does that make me nervous and hard at the same time?

I mean, I could still make noise. It'd just be muffled by the gag and you. You find everything I do hot, though. So, does it count?

Nah, I don't stalk senior citizens.

Just you. I can't really blame myself, though. You've seen your lips, right?

I'll never pass that up.