This doesn’t apply to me but Jimmy Kimmel you’re a stand up guy for this!!

Joelle helped writers put food on the table during the strike through her incredible fundraising efforts and pure kindness. I endorse her for the WGA Board!

Dear aliens pls send help

Wrote “black” on my feature yesterday. Best feeling in the world!

I am hearing reports of some airlines only offering flight credits to passengers for cancelled flights.  Let me be clear — you are entitled to get your money back promptly if your flight is cancelled and you don't take a rebooking.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I still don’t see American state media relentlessly calling for the orange convicted felon to step aside after his disastrous hour and a half wordsalad rant at the RNC, they aren’t even discussing it. That tells me everything I need to know.

Told my family it would happen this weekend. I guess I still have some political strategist left in me.

Joe Biden has been one of America’s most consequential presidents, as well as a dear friend and partner to me. Today, we’ve also been reminded – again – that he’s a patriot of the highest order. Here’s my full statement: barackobama.medium.com/my-statement-o…

With my shadowy 2018 campaign trail selfie, I endorse Kamala. A professional, experienced and intelligent legislator in whose hands we will be safe. 💪🏻

I just donated $500 to Kamala. It took a while. ActBlue's app is getting almost as much traffic as Grindr's did at the RNC.

Trump is just too old to be president, he should step down. Don't you agree?

Remember: 40 out of 44 of Trump's cabinet members refused to endorse him.

I remember the original Hillary conference call I was on where we got asked about the rumors of Trump running and we laughed. Stay confident but not complacent!

Hey, McCreepy, you and your party blocked the permanent expansion of the child tax credit that lifted millions of children out of poverty and liberated them from the scourge of food insecurity. So sit down. On a chair. Made out of wood. No cushions.

I’m signed up!!!

I nearly choked on my coffee! Yeah how dare they use childish insults! REALITY CALLED: 1. Joe Biden: Sleepy Joe," "Crooked Joe," "Basement Biden," "Beijing Biden," "Slow Joe" 2. Hillary Clinton: “Crooked Hillary," "Lyin' Hillary," "Beautiful Hillary" 3. Ted Cruz: “Lyin'

Writing a script is easy, it’s writing the logline that makes me wish I’d become a lawyer

Incredible, speechwriters. 1000/10, give you need a raise.

🎤is this thing on? popping back in for my annual tweet. i'm thrilled to share i am now repped at Paradigm!