really ? you’ve ONLY seen men crying at their weddings in the last 6 years 🧍‍♀️ be so fucking for real

if by unfeminist you mean my dad teaching me to beat men up then you’re right

this is what it’s like to have heavy naturals

we were meant to be father and daughter in every lifetime <3

wild hogs was such a good movie idc idc idc

my wife got me a yo yo as kind of a gag gift for valentines and had no idea im low key nice with that shit

i hate ch^tgp bc no one hits me up to ghost write a text for them anymore 😔

Bald eagles getting lead poisoning from eating bullets is unfortunately just about the most American thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life

this is so insufferable to me i’m srry

blaming ur erectile dysfunction on the most gorgeous and brilliant woman you’ve ever seen. unfortunately many such cases

my sister is married to a loser jesus freak n this is the type of shit he posts- wtf 😭

i think i’d be a chihuahua furry or one of those white crusty dogs w no teeth

i didn’t realize how much i missed military food 😭 they gave me salsa for my eggs and put syrup in my grits

my grandma put me on hold

men stopped wanting to look like juice heads and our society has been collapsing since

Subway for lunch, got a six inch sub but wish I could order a five inch sub because that’s the perfect amount of really anything

do i have unlimited money to buy my lil treats off amazon ?