me turning negative energy into positivity x.com/Taula_/status/…

avoiding door knobs like

I’m going to start communicating solely through 90 day fiancé reaction gifs. Please respect my wishes at this time.

Someone edited Star Wars clips with Cardi B sound effects and it is legit the funniest shit I ever seen

Today in a Zoom class my professor casually mentioned her cat and one brave student spoke up:

Trying this new diet called “I still get Chick-fil-A except with water instead of Dr. Pepper.” Kind of extreme, but hoping I can stick to it.

gotta go check on my farm, see y’all at Christmas

cat is plotting.

parsley sucks but I put it in everything I cook for the ✨aesthetic✨

how do I watch Netflix without pointing out every typo in the subtitles

The year is 2025. Shaq is in every commercial.

I only like people who know the JG Wentworth song

Still hilarious that I have two degrees because tamuc thought we graduated in the year, "two thousand twenty twenty."

Leave me alone for 5 minutes and I will be cutting my hair in the bathroom for no reason!!

mom's love nothing more than handing out napkins during a meal

I wonder what my cat thinks is going on when I kiss his lil head 8,000 times a day.

No one: Daniel Radcliffe in goblet of fire:

With the number of NFL games decided by the measurement of a 1st down at some point, it's mind-numbingly dumb that the tech the league uses for that is the same "two dudes holding sticks attached to chains" that have been employed since the game's inception. Lasers...let's go!

it's fine when someone in full cycling gear passes me on my bike but when an old man in an open Hawaiian shirt and flip flops blasts by me it hurts a little