definitely the scariest halloween yet :)

If I Died It

omg did i accidentally sleep through the election???!

A spam text and my TikTok algorithm just combined to give me this gorgeous image

rainbow cybertruck because woke

“Also it’s Janice’s birthday today. There’s cake in the break room.”

This is the cookies notification on the website of a local italian restaurant and sorry but i think it’s cute as hell

“You better not be dressed as yassified C3PO when I get there.” Me:

Was just watching some Florida live cams, only to see this guy wade through turbulent waves to place a Trump flag on a pier. Very normal, not weird behavior.

my iphone:

we’re actually pretty busy this week - could we maybe do next weekend instead?

I need instagram to stop showing me happy “I voted” posts from 4 days ago.

Me, laying dead in my coffin: My Apple Watch: “Time to stand!”

My black suitcase on a baggage carousel is kinda like pornography. I can’t really define it, but I know it when I see it.

Donald Trump could end up being the youngest president in American history (mentally/emotionally/spiritually)

Between February 1692 and May 1693, twenty people, including 14 women, were horrifically executed in Salem, Massachusetts, due to religious extremism and mass hysteria. Thankfully, over 300 years later, they are still lovingly remembered like this: