i get sick way too often i’m suing my immune system

I was eating cashews and I had some chilling in my hand. I picked one up and went to put it in my mouth and it LATCHED ONTO MY FINGER. I LOOKED DOWN AND IT WAS A FUCKING STINK BUG... HA FUCK NOOOO

Ya ever agree to do something then immediately ask yourself why you just agreed to do that thing

HBD to this absolute powerhouse. You deserve all the best today...and then a little bit more. Gwyneth Paltrow